BeastMaster (1999–2002)
3/10
Gay Heaven
8 July 2018
Two guys frolic among the wild animals, and sleep with a really gorgeous white tiger. The Beastmaster TV series was fun and hilarious to watch. Dar the Beastmaster finds a very passive friend, Tao, who spontaneously dedicates his life to living with the Beastmaster. He is basically the Beastmaster's man-servant.

The villains are straight out of some sado-masochistic gay fantasy world. Mean guys who are very buff, and always wearing leather, are chasing down Dar or Tao to punish them in some degrading way. Dar & Tao always have some charm, sword, magic talisman, or other item that the bad guys need to get in order to conquer the local village. Because this was a low-budget production, you never saw too many people in the towns or the armies. That actually made it seem more realistic. Somewhere in the past, in any small region, this type of local power struggle could have happened.

The villains posture, growl and want to tie up the Beastmaster and torture him. Sometimes they do. Every episode was basically the same. Recurring characters, played by gorgeous super-models, like Emilie Ravin, Natalie Mendoza, or Monica Schnarre would be involved in the stories. They usually played witches or magical beings. Nobody ever hooked up with the hot models. It was always guy on guy adventure.
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