A cringeworthy 2-hour long string of dumb cliches and scenes so predictable that would make a baby yawn. It's filled with so much laughable pathos that it makes it look like a North Korean or early Soviet propaganda film. The choices the characters make and the sudden "genius" solutions or realizations they come to, sometimes obvious even to children or jut plain moronic, make them look like halfwits. I'm so glad I didn't pay a dime to waste 2 hours of my life to be tortured by this thing. When the end credits started rolling I went to the bathroom and flushed the toilet to serve as my opinion on this - it's so bad it's comical, like something Ed Wood could have made. I gave it 2 stars out of respect to all those people who worked hard under the false impression they were taking part in something grand. Disney already paid George Lucas to destroy his franchise, otherwise he should be suing them now.
