Vampire Vlad (Christopher Atkins) is a merry old soul in love with Theresa (Stacey Travis) another old soul who restores paintings. She travels to the monastery of Vlad the Impaler (Zahari Vatahov) to restore a painting, fight off vampires, and reminiscence about old times. And by old times I mean 500 years ago.
The film was slow and boring. Much of the film is about the past lives of our characters. Apparently the Middle Ages were more exciting than today. Christopher Atkins is perhaps the worst Dracula/vampire I have ever seen. I can imagine Gilbert Godfrey, Carrot Top, and Pauly shore could do a worse job...okay maybe not Pauly Shore, but the list is short.
Stacey Travis supplies us with some distant or blurred nude scenes. Vampire teeth appear bloody and through a ridiculous red lens filter. Vampire fans can skip this one and not feel they missed something.
The film was slow and boring. Much of the film is about the past lives of our characters. Apparently the Middle Ages were more exciting than today. Christopher Atkins is perhaps the worst Dracula/vampire I have ever seen. I can imagine Gilbert Godfrey, Carrot Top, and Pauly shore could do a worse job...okay maybe not Pauly Shore, but the list is short.
Stacey Travis supplies us with some distant or blurred nude scenes. Vampire teeth appear bloody and through a ridiculous red lens filter. Vampire fans can skip this one and not feel they missed something.