First segment, "Dante the Great": some loser magician finds an enchanted cape and turns basically into God. But the cape is hungry! Out of all the stories from all three V/H/S movies, this is probably the one I enjoyed the most. Mostly because it's the one that doesn't belong. Vote 7. Second segment, "Parallel Monsters": man meets self from another reality, swap lives for 15 minutes, immediately regrets his decision. Very good one, ruined by the giant demonic penises. Yeah. Vote 6,5. Third segment, "Bonestorm": the most annoying piece of short cinema I've ever encountered. I don't want to talk about it. Vote 3. Average vote 5.5, decreased to 5 because of Bonestorm. Now please, don't make more V/H/S movies. Pretty please.
Review of V/H/S Viral
