This guy was a kinda short guy even by Chinese standard when he walked among the Chinese in Shanghai. His hair looked unkempt as he just rolled out of bed. His pants were always 5 inches longer than his actual inseam length, a typical problem when the regular Chinese Joe tried to buy a pair of pants but always turned out too long without alteration. He looked so sloppy, more like a homeless guy. He looked so mediocre even by Asian standard. So how it possible an pretty American blonde would pay attention to this guy on a metro bus in L.A.; especially in Southern California, there are so many male Asians, taller, cleaner, more handsome, more interesting than this short guy. But she took such interest in him, did a sketch of his regular Asian Joe face, even moved over to seat in front him and started singing? Jesus, this love-at-first-sight scene...a beautiful blonde young girl suddenly approached an Asian man out of nowhere and fell for him without any explainable reason? Wow, this is the Final Fantasy of most Asian young men, not just the Chinese, man. It could only have happened in your wet dream after you flipped through couple of Playboy, Hustler or Penthouse magazines, then you masturbated yourself and fell asleep afterwards.
Then this mediocre guy went to Shanghai, just like when he was in L.A., met another pretty woman, not only easily had sex with her, she was exactly like that pretty blonde in southern California, fell for this short Asian American. He seemed to have some mysterious Star Wars Force that would enable him to score pretty women like hitting the lottery jackpot. Wow, the wet dreams simply couldn't stop and kept coming.
I think this movie's title should be changed to: "The Wet Dreams of A Chinese Guy (2007)"
Then this mediocre guy went to Shanghai, just like when he was in L.A., met another pretty woman, not only easily had sex with her, she was exactly like that pretty blonde in southern California, fell for this short Asian American. He seemed to have some mysterious Star Wars Force that would enable him to score pretty women like hitting the lottery jackpot. Wow, the wet dreams simply couldn't stop and kept coming.
I think this movie's title should be changed to: "The Wet Dreams of A Chinese Guy (2007)"