oscaralbert Review of The Big Night

The Big Night (1951)

Proper breeding is the main focus of this Real Life Who-Done-It . . .

[8/10 · 14 January 2020]

. . . as the True Blue Patriot Progressive crew behind BIG NIGHT dare its audience to finger the back-stabbing yellow ingrate weasel snitch blabbing to the deplorable Pachyderm Party bird-brain HUAC Witch Hunters. This crew knew intuitively that such Evil Nefarious Venal Villains could be spotted at a glance. Sure enough, any viewer with eyes to see will instantly identify "J.D. Barrymore" as sporting one of "American Mao" drunken mad dog Joe McCarthy's classic snitch visages. Fortunately, last year (2019) Science discovered the actual gene that will be used to separate the sheep from the goats, or We Normal Average One Per Center Union Label Working Stiffs from the Putin-s, Fuhrers, Confederates, Clansmen, Mussolini-s, Rogers, Fords, Bonds, Morrisons, Kazan-s, Hoppers, Reagans and Capra-s of this world, all of whom run around with hateful clone miens making them just as indistinguishable from each other as the rump cushion mob's card deck, or Graham and McConnell in the U.S. Senate. No one will be able to stomach the story and back-story of BIG NIGHT without perceiving the necessity to round up EVERYONE sharing this treasonous traitor genetic defect and (after a thorough job of citizenship defrocking, asset confiscation and spaying or neutering) deporting such morally corrupt core supporters directly to Siberia.