Review of Blood Rage

Blood Rage (1987)
7/10
I'm more into blueberry anyway
19 August 2020
Yes the cranberry line is quite infamous ... at least once you've heard it and are aware of it. I didn't know it before I "discovered" this. It's not like "Say hello to my little friend" or other lines that you can identify even without having seen the movies they belong to. Then again, this is a "simple" horror/slasher movie, so it figures doesn't it? The answer would be yes to this.

Also this is bad. Why I'm giving it a 7 anyway? Because it is entertaining while being mad as hell. There are almost no words to describe some of the things happening here. Blood and nudity are one thing (I quite liked the effects), script and acting a completely different thing. The two "lead" men are almost impossible to distunguish. They look almost the same (yes I know they are twins, but I mean they were apart for almost their entire life) ... but that's not even it. It is the coincidences, the madness and inability to act ... or maybe overacting was encouraged? It's almost cringe worthy at times ... but again it can and was able to add to the party factor ... so bad it is good (sort of) ... if there's a movie to apply it to, here you go. If it talks like a slasher, walks like a slasher and "acts" like a slasher ... it probably is a slasher! Don't expect too much ... just let the blood clouds open, the limbs hit the floor and enjoy the mayhem
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