...Corn cob. Seriously....
Snapping a hand off cleanly at the wrist....
Shooting once at a cop car and it blows up...
A man still alive after having a pencil shoved in his ear canal...
Three fingers bitten off at once, on a nice even level...
Eye gouging an obvious rubber dummy....
Impaling a man on a picket fence, when IRL those thin slats would break, and wouldn't do more than give you a bruise...
...And one scene after another of hilarious Cat Fu. Rubber kitties held by the actors while they pretend a cat is attacking them.
These are the absurdities the film asks us to believe. It's truly a Plan Nine level of bad film making.
You watch just to laugh at how bad it gets. No one in it can act. King, at least for this film, can't write worth a damn.
Almost as hilarious are the reviews making excuses for the film. Then again, they do that for most of King's films, no matter how bad they get.
Right up there with Manos Hand of Fate and Troll II as a film you'll get loaded with friends and laugh at.
Snapping a hand off cleanly at the wrist....
Shooting once at a cop car and it blows up...
A man still alive after having a pencil shoved in his ear canal...
Three fingers bitten off at once, on a nice even level...
Eye gouging an obvious rubber dummy....
Impaling a man on a picket fence, when IRL those thin slats would break, and wouldn't do more than give you a bruise...
...And one scene after another of hilarious Cat Fu. Rubber kitties held by the actors while they pretend a cat is attacking them.
These are the absurdities the film asks us to believe. It's truly a Plan Nine level of bad film making.
You watch just to laugh at how bad it gets. No one in it can act. King, at least for this film, can't write worth a damn.
Almost as hilarious are the reviews making excuses for the film. Then again, they do that for most of King's films, no matter how bad they get.
Right up there with Manos Hand of Fate and Troll II as a film you'll get loaded with friends and laugh at.