What are you here for? I mean not the page here or rather my review in particular (no pun intended), but the movie you are thinking about watching? You have watched it already and just want my thoughts on it? Awww - that's so sweet - though there is nothing too sweet about the movie right here. And you should not be here for sweet - but for big ... big ... big ... explosions! And of course two other big reasons attached to Anna Nicole Smith.
So if you are here to watch Anna Nicole Smith being naked and shoot some people from time to time - well I reckon you could even give this a 10/10 ... just saying. She showers a lot (and we must not forget to shower - good girl, though also bad/naughty girl, because she also pleasures herself while she showers - but maybe you are into that?).
While she is big on the cover (another pun), there are other people quite prominently taking center stage in the movie. Which is good all things considered. Mostly not her physical attributes but her acting ones - which let's be honest, are not the greatest in the first place (so last place then).
But if you don't mind the sleaze, the erotica, the insane explosions and the ridiculous dialog (even from actors who should know better), you can have a guilty pleasure here. It is all about the mind set ... and the visual treats, if that is what you are into of course.
So if you are here to watch Anna Nicole Smith being naked and shoot some people from time to time - well I reckon you could even give this a 10/10 ... just saying. She showers a lot (and we must not forget to shower - good girl, though also bad/naughty girl, because she also pleasures herself while she showers - but maybe you are into that?).
While she is big on the cover (another pun), there are other people quite prominently taking center stage in the movie. Which is good all things considered. Mostly not her physical attributes but her acting ones - which let's be honest, are not the greatest in the first place (so last place then).
But if you don't mind the sleaze, the erotica, the insane explosions and the ridiculous dialog (even from actors who should know better), you can have a guilty pleasure here. It is all about the mind set ... and the visual treats, if that is what you are into of course.