dwpollar Review of Babe Watch: Forbidden Parody

Babe Watch: Forbidden Parody (1996)

Horrible excuse for a movie, and supposed parody of Baywatch...

[1/10 · 27 November 2022]

(Title on DVD: Bikini Academy, and Babewatch on menu) 1st watched 11/26/2022 (Dir-Rick Sloane): Horrible excuse for a movie, and supposed parody of Baywatch. I think I chuckled one time for some pretty bad joke, but overall there was nothing much here. It begins, of course, on the beach with a good shot of the best looking woman in the piece, in my opinion, bouncing along - but she's just window-dressing for a movie without much talent. A group of nitwits train for open lifeguard spots with an over-rough female trainer in charge. The females care more about being seen as the most-paid-attention-to by the good looking guys than training, and the dudes are literally brain-less. A sexual premise for the movie, but only one sex scene where the woman/man completely dispose of their clothes very quickly but most of the movie is soft-core. It ends with a contest between two teams to determine which three get hired, but nobody really cares who wins at this point. How movies like this get made and paid for is a loss to me. A real disgrace to the movie industry - in my opinion - unless you make it into a full porno flick to get the most out of what you have to work with.