Review of Sisu

Sisu (2022)
2/10
Don't expect the trailer to help.
17 May 2023
Warning: Spoilers
I went into this not expecting much and got even less.

There's a bit of naration and then 10 minutes of a man digging a hole, on his own. Apart from the occasional horse noise and dog bark (he has a horse and a dog) it's just 10 minutes of digging sounds. That's what the movie calls the first chapter.

After that there's 5 minutes of a guy riding a horse. Then suddenly Nazis start messing with the guy and decide to search through his stuff. At this point the man suddenly has the ability to take on like 6 soldiers who are all armed with pistols and machine guns and fights them off using just a knife. He can then outrun a tank on a horse while avoiding both heavy machine gun fire and tank rounds.

So basically another movie where you have to believe that nobody actually knows how to shoot straight. After that I switched it off. It's just ridiculous.

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