1/10
I Don't Know What the Other Reviewers Are Smoking...
20 July 2023
Warning: Spoilers
To rate this more than a 1, but I wish I would have had some before watching this piece of junk.

I have watched a lot of bad horror movies and this one is definitely one of them. Quite honestly, I only watched it because Mose and Cookie from Ned's Declassified are in it, but Jesus what a hunk of junk.

There is absolutely nothing to make you care about ANY of the characters, it was slow and boring and had absolutely no build up to any action (which there was none).

Girl's boyfriend is an addict. In order to save their relationship, she and her sister decide to invite 2 of his friends(?) over and tell him they are taking him to a cabin for an intervention. Drug dude is a first class dick head, even more so than someone who is actually an addict.

One the way there, they have to stop and camp overnight. Out from nowhere, some random guy wanders into their camp spouting nonsense about 'the Father' bringing him to them to save them, blah blah blah.

What happens after is just a bunch of lame kills, some off-screen, with no rhyme or reason until the random dude is killed by the final girl. Then it ends...and that is honestly the best part of the movie.

The movie is 79 minutes...you meet the whack job about 52 mins in and all of the killing takes place between 62 and 74 mins, except the final one happening at the very end.

DO NOT WASTE YOUR TIME. OR DO, THEN COME BACK AND TELL ME I'M WRONG, WHICH YOU WON'T...
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