Review of River Wild

River Wild (2023)
2/10
People are dumb and 12 and cliche and dumb
5 August 2023
Warning: Spoilers
They talk like teenagers, act like idiots, and, literally every step of every scene is 100% predictable. It's like all they know how to do is talk trash at one another.

Let's make the worst possible decisions and then get upset about the consequences. And apparently they're the worst-equipped rafting company ever? This isn't the worst movie I've ever seen, but it's pretty darn awful.

Oh let's push the guy over the cliff. That'll hide the knife would, right? Apparently there's no autopsies in this universe.

I have to add 87 more characters to this, so I'm adding this sentence. Really, there's nothing else to say. I can't believe people invested in making this movie. What a waste.
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