Woman Haters (1934)
A.R. Haysel: Mary's Father
Quotes
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Mary's father : [talking to match the background music] That reminds me of a story, listen.
[points to a fat woman]
Mary's father : That's my other daughter there. When on her wedding day, the fella she was about to marry, tried to run away. Did you ever hear of a nerve like that? Well, I took care of that guy. In a room I locked him, then I socked him right in the eye.
[points to a cop]
Mary's father : Then I turned him over to my brother, the cop. He just picked him up. And spinned him round like a top.
[points to a tall strong guy]
Mary's father : Then my other brother, who's a fighter, began. Seemed ashamed to tell you what he did to that man.
[Jim looks frightened]
Jim : Did he marry your daughter?
Mary's father : Did he? I should say he did.
[points to a man with his foot in a cast and holding a crutch]
Mary's father : There he is right there. He'll be walking soon. Poor kid.