. . . clocks in at ONLY 4 minutes, 39 seconds as presented on Turner's 2006 DVD for the feature film CAREFREE (with Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers). That time stamp tells anyone with a smattering of Looney Tune smarts that $EPTEMBER IN THE RAIN has been castrated, with AT LEAST two minutes of it being lopped off. That's funny. Turner makes a big show of running a Politically Correct Title Card before viewers can even watch $EPTEMBER which claims "this animated short is being presented as it was originally created." That's a bold-faced LIE on the face of it, because what follows is PART OF a "Blue Ribbon" Re-release print, which means that the original credits with their accompanying music and art work have been Scissored Out. The lesson here is DO NOT BELIEVE ANYTHING the lying Turner People (such as "Hanoi Jane" Fonda) tell you. Leader Trump must NATIONALIZE the Looney Tunes IMMEDIATELY to prevent Turner from castrating any more of our Animated Shorts National Heritage. Who needs to worry about Foreign Enemies such as the Taliban and ISIS when Turner's Fascist snout already is poking way too far into America's Cultural Tent?!
P.S.--With a laborious trip through the Dark Web, one can find the chopped off Private Parts of $EPTEMBER IN THE RAIN, no doubt posted there by another Whistle-Blowing American Hero such as Edward Snowden. The CAREFREE version of $EPTEMBER ends with just 27 grocery store products featured, "Lucky Blows Cigarettes" being the last. The censored two minutes which Turner lies to you about because they think YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH features a couple more songs, along with Gold Dust Twins Biscuit Mix, Strong Arm Baking Soda, Kleenax Cleanser, Piano Wax, Chicken Seed, and Yea Man Flour plugs. Please join the membership of the Looney Tunes organizations to which I belong in writing your Congress People TODAY to demand that 1)Turner be held to account and pay us REPARATIONS for their defective products featuring rampant misinformation, 2)Turner add a minimum of six of our members to their Board of Directors to prevent further such outrages against Western Civilization, and 3)nationalize Looney Tunes to prevent any more castrations by Turner perverts such as the traitor Ms. Fonda.
P.S.--With a laborious trip through the Dark Web, one can find the chopped off Private Parts of $EPTEMBER IN THE RAIN, no doubt posted there by another Whistle-Blowing American Hero such as Edward Snowden. The CAREFREE version of $EPTEMBER ends with just 27 grocery store products featured, "Lucky Blows Cigarettes" being the last. The censored two minutes which Turner lies to you about because they think YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH features a couple more songs, along with Gold Dust Twins Biscuit Mix, Strong Arm Baking Soda, Kleenax Cleanser, Piano Wax, Chicken Seed, and Yea Man Flour plugs. Please join the membership of the Looney Tunes organizations to which I belong in writing your Congress People TODAY to demand that 1)Turner be held to account and pay us REPARATIONS for their defective products featuring rampant misinformation, 2)Turner add a minimum of six of our members to their Board of Directors to prevent further such outrages against Western Civilization, and 3)nationalize Looney Tunes to prevent any more castrations by Turner perverts such as the traitor Ms. Fonda.
