The Muppet Show (1976–1981)
Richard Hunt: Statler, Scooter, Janice, Beaker, Wayne, Sweetums, Miss Piggy, Pig, Pigs, Chicken, Gladys, Miss Piggy's Dancing Partner, Pig Dancers, Bubba, Bobby Benson, Boppity, Cow, Turkey, Whatnot, Zucchini Brother, Blue Frackle, British Man, Bun-Bun Brother, Catgut, Frog, Gills Brother, Jugband Member, Lyle the Dog, Mean Mama, Mildred, Muppaphones, Penguin, Pig Crew Member, Prairie Dog, Shark, Snake Frackle, The Arab, Whatnot Dancer, Additional Muppets, Afghan Hound, African Mask, Aquarius Singer, Arab, Archaeologist, Asparagus, Baby, Bar Patron, Bartender, Beagle, Beaker clones, Beautiful Day Monster, Behemoth, Big Mama, Billy the Bear, Bossman, British Chap Pig, Bruno, Caterpillar, Cauliflower, Chickens, Clive Cahuenga, Cowboy, Crocodile, Dead Ear Dick, Doctor Pig, Dog, Droop, Feather Boas, French Bread, Frog Scout, Frogs, George the Janitor, Ghost, Gingerbread Man, Girl Monster, Gladys the Cafeteria Lady, Gloat, Goldfish Hunter, Gorgon Heap, Gramps, Grasshopper, Half of the Two-Headed Singer, Handcuff Salesman, Harold, Hat, J.P. Grosse, Japanese Cake, Lenny the Lizard, Les, Lizard, Lobster, Lubbock Lou, Luncheon Counter Monster, Mary Louise, Mean Mama's Baby, Merdlidop, Miss Kitty, Ohboy Bird, Otter, Pair of Teeth...
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Quotes
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Statler : Please don't make me watch it.
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Rita Moreno : Kermit I was wondering if we could just forget the cue cards and just ad lib it.
Kermit the Frog : Ad lib it? Yes I don't mind doing that but there are others who may take offense.
Rita Moreno : Like who?
Kermit the Frog : Like the guy who holds the cue cards.
Sweetums : Nice lady not want Sweetums to hold cue cards?
Rita Moreno : Uh no.
Sweetums : Nice lady want Sweetums to hold something else?
Rita Moreno : Sure you can hold anything you want.
Sweetums : Great! That best offer Sweetums have all week.
[Sweetums picks up Rita like a football and walks off with her while Kermit shrieks]
Kermit the Frog : That's the problem with guests on this show. They seem to get carried away.