Cientificament perfectes (1996) Poster

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The only Paul Nascy thing I didn't like
Bezenby11 June 2020
Oof. One of the cheapest looking films I've ever laid eyes on outside of shot-on-video films, Scientifically Perfect somehow has legendary Spanish horror star Paul Naschy in it, and that's the only positive aspect of the whole sorry mess.

Some guy is walking along the street when a mysterious woman make his head explode in a woeful display of special effects. Then, another guy is walking along the street when she tries the same thing with him, only for the guy to escape. This guy is our hero, a jack-the-lad type trying to find a way to kill the mystery woman for reasons no one will ever care about.

Paul Naschy plays an angry cop trying to stop whoever it is that's making people's heads explode, but he's fooled into thinking that it's the hero by the mystery lady, who then zaps him into ash, which means that the only reason you'd watch this is removed from the film rather early on.

I don't mind a cheap film or bad acting, but nothing much happens for the duration of this one, save for people explaining what's going on or cheap banter between the hero and the girl who's father he's been tracking down. Where does Amazon Prime find these things?

Not even worth watching for Paul Naschy. He doesn't even turn into a werewolf or nothing.
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