L.I.E. (2001)

Chuck Ardezzone: Desk Sergeant

Quotes 

• Howie : [sitting in police station waiting room]  What if no one comes for me?

  Desk Sergeant : [distracted]  What?

  Howie : What if no one comes for me?

  Desk Sergeant : [smirks]  I guess we'll have to put you in jail then.

  [chuckles] 

• Desk Sergeant : [indicating Howie]  Oh, this one's yours, huh?

  Big John Harrigan : Don't wish that on me, it's my sister's kid, my nephew.

  Desk Sergeant : Ah, man, if I'd have known we could have done something.

  Big John Harrigan : Ah, that's alright, this kid's squeeky clean. Did they question him?

  Desk Sergeant : No, not yet. They tried to contact the parents, but you can take him, you know.