L.I.E. (2001)

Tony Michael Donnelly: Brian

Quotes 

• [Laying on the ground as a woman passes by] 

  Kevin Cole : Her dress is so short, you can see her clint.

  Brian : What?

  Kevin Cole : Her clint, it's in her pussy.

  Howie : You mean "clit."

  Kevin Cole : Fuck you, I mean like... clintasaurus.

  Howie : It's clitoris, you fuckin' idiot.

  Kevin Cole : It's a CLINT.

  Brian : Yeah, like you can see Clint Eastwood in her pussy.

• [Flipping through a magazine] 

  Kevin Cole : Hey-hey, it's Captain Kirk. Ever see that old Star Trek show where there's a bad Captain Kirk and a good one? And Spock, and Dr. Phones...

  Brian : You mean "Bones"?

  Kevin Cole : What? It's Phones McCoy.

  Brian : "Bones" is a nickname for doctor, idiot.

  Kevin Cole : No, it's like get the doctor on the phone, like house calls.

  Brian : It's BONES.

  Kevin Cole : It's Phones.

• Brian : Howie, if you do stuff with guys, that's gay stuff. If you do stuff with girls, that's straight stuff.