The Magical World of Disney (TV Series)

The Muppets at Walt Disney World (1990)

Jim Henson: Kermit the Frog, Rowlf, Dr. Teeth, Waldorf, Swedish Chef, Link Hogthrob

Quotes 

• Kermit : Miss Piggy, how are we going to explain this to Big Bird?

• Kermit : We're both members of FASA - Fictional Animal Stars of America.

• Robin the Frog : I think it's great to be going back to the swamp and rediscovering our roots.

  [Janice trips] 

  Rowlf : Hey, there's one now.

  Janice : Thanks.

  Rowlf : It goes with the poison ivy.

• Dog Catcher : Who's your owner?

  Rowlf : Owner? I have no owner, sir!

  Dog Catcher : Aha!

  Rowlf : But perhaps you can help me. You see, Walt Disney World is such a big place. I don't know what to do with all this incredible freedom.

  [the dog catcher nets Rowlf] 

  Rowlf : Now there's a solution I hadn't particularly thought of.

• Young Girl : My mother always told me you should never give up on a dream.

  Kermit : Didn't your mother tell you not to talk to strange frogs?

  Young Girl : There's a song she taught me that has a message for you.

  Kermit : Now you're gonna sing me a song?

• Fozzie Bear : That's what we call a Disney joke.

  Statler : No, that's what we call a dismal joke.

  Fozzie Bear : Oh, please guys, stop trying to make a fool of me!

  Waldorf : You don't need our help for that.

  Fozzie Bear : You think you're so funny?

  Statler : Well, we know you're not so funny.

• Waldorf : Are we the wrong generation for this kind of comedy?

  Statler : No, the wrong species.

• Mickey Mouse : Well, you know what we always say: "When you wish upon a star, your dreams come true."

  Kermit : Actually, what we say is: "Someday, you'll find it, the rainbow connection, the lovers, the dreamers, and you."

  Floyd : Uh-oh. They're starting to argue philosophy.

• Miss Piggy : Kermit, this is a stinkin' bog!

  Kermit : Yes, isn't it terrific?

• [from an outtake] 

  Security Guard : I'm speaking to Mr. Mickey Mouse.

  Kermit : Kermit and I are old buddies!

  Fozzy Bear : I didn't know you knew Kermit!

  Rizzo the Rat : I didn't know you knew Kermit either!

  Kermit : [flustered]  Well... I didn't say that! I didn't say that! I did not!

  Rizzo the Rat : Kermit...

  Kermit : I didn't!

  Rizzo the Rat : I'm afraid you did.

  [He puts his arm around Kermit] 

  Rizzo the Rat : Kermit, come with us. Come with us.

• [from an outtake] 

  Miss Piggy : But tell us, what is this surprise you promised?

  Kermit : Okay, I'll tell you. And you're gonna love this, Piggy.

  Miss Piggy : Well, I can't really love it that much until I get the right LINE!

  [She punches Kermit out of frustration at herself] 

• [from an outtake; the Chef offers Bunsen and Beaker different kinds of sauce] 

  Swedish Chef : Which would you want?

  [His right hand randomly smacks Beaker, who babbles angrily]