If casting were everything, BRITT BLAZER would be a world-beater. Alas, this forgotten quickie, resurrected in a Double Softy package by Something Weird, is just a grinder.
Lead actor Norman Fields takes well to improvised dialog, playing a kidnapper of beautiful Barbara Mills as Denise. The voluptuous Bambi Allen plays Britt, a special government agent assigned to get Denise back -she has an unseen boss with pipe, presaging the format of "Charlie's Angels" and even several years before that show's template predecessor, THE DOLL SQUAD.
Buxom Annette Michael is one of the kidnappers, featured in an arousing lesbian scene with Mills -this is early porn royalty in action. As it's a 1970 picture, we get de rigeur split-beaver closeups, though no hardcore action.
Tag-teaming, Fields has sex with Mills right after Annette's done, and since this is really a wall-to-wall sex picture (though softcore), he immediately has a second sex scene with her to pad the running time.
Some 40 minutes into the film, pig-tailed Britt finally shows up to save the day, posing as an Avon Lady to gain access to the kidnappers' lair. An unknown actor plays henchman Louie, who's fortunate enough to be seduced by Britt. Louie's limp cock doesn't inspire credibility when he's simulating sex, and the fake fellatio scene is poorly done. Mid-"suck" she suddenly punches Louie, knocking him out -there's a dumb gag I'm surprised the Farrelly Bros. haven't ripped off yet for one of their gross-out exercises.
I didn't see the final twist coming, engineered to setup a sequel, which evidently was never made.
With Michael, Allen and especially Mills in action this is solid nudie footage but not much else.
Lead actor Norman Fields takes well to improvised dialog, playing a kidnapper of beautiful Barbara Mills as Denise. The voluptuous Bambi Allen plays Britt, a special government agent assigned to get Denise back -she has an unseen boss with pipe, presaging the format of "Charlie's Angels" and even several years before that show's template predecessor, THE DOLL SQUAD.
Buxom Annette Michael is one of the kidnappers, featured in an arousing lesbian scene with Mills -this is early porn royalty in action. As it's a 1970 picture, we get de rigeur split-beaver closeups, though no hardcore action.
Tag-teaming, Fields has sex with Mills right after Annette's done, and since this is really a wall-to-wall sex picture (though softcore), he immediately has a second sex scene with her to pad the running time.
Some 40 minutes into the film, pig-tailed Britt finally shows up to save the day, posing as an Avon Lady to gain access to the kidnappers' lair. An unknown actor plays henchman Louie, who's fortunate enough to be seduced by Britt. Louie's limp cock doesn't inspire credibility when he's simulating sex, and the fake fellatio scene is poorly done. Mid-"suck" she suddenly punches Louie, knocking him out -there's a dumb gag I'm surprised the Farrelly Bros. haven't ripped off yet for one of their gross-out exercises.
I didn't see the final twist coming, engineered to setup a sequel, which evidently was never made.
With Michael, Allen and especially Mills in action this is solid nudie footage but not much else.
