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7/10
Attractive nude models set out to build their own website.. somewhat unsuccessfully.
lonebird-216 June 2006
Warning: Spoilers
Starring 'B girls' Brandy Miller and Zoe Paul, Penthouse Pet Nicole Marciano, Laurel (alt spelling Laural) Dunne, Karen Claasen and D.J. West.. not always in that order.. this DVD arrived in my mailbox courtesy of my LA connection by way of dear old Amazon some time last year.. five years late..

Purchased solely on the promise of Brandy Miller (the Texas one) i expected another Surrender Cinema type movie with pretty girls acting out their parts but this was the real thing.. the actual story of five models/actresses and their website.

Almost before the movie finished i was down at my internet café only to find that 'no angels' are no more.. from memory that site now sells records so i guess somewhere along the line something went wrong.

Now in New Zealand.. certainly in 'Whale Rider country'.. (Poverty Bay East coast) if you are going to set up a website you won't spend a cent.. (certainly if you can't afford to lose it) and everything will happen 'courtesy' of mates.. in the know and by way of those connections which just happen to come your way.. likely as not just because it is as good an excuse as any to hang out.

Apparently these ladies with their Bob Guccione and Hugh Hefner influences decided that the business ethos of those two gentlemen.. lots of parties lots of 'hoorah' should also be their own.. seemingly oblivious to the fact that some 'one'.. somewhere along the line has to be responsible for the 'bottom' line.

Throughout the affair however i really liked the Brandy as a person (c.f. actress) energy.. (not to mention the 'figure' she presented fully clothed as well as completely unclothed) always ready to start something or have a go.. and whereas she is great in her acting roles this type of energy is inevitably wasted without the necessary guidance.

Although the girls did get a 'moneyman' on board he too seemed to be swept up in the excitement.. (Nicole's business presentation to him appeared to be in the form of a personal strip-show).. as if he were spending someone el$e's.. and Zoe Paul's boyfriend who may also have offered a steadying influence seemed too caught up in his possessiveness to actually give his girl a hand.

I guess on the other side of this equation how many groups of pretty girls can one really expect to muster the 'Danni Ashe fortitude' to come to terms with the business/pleasure relationship that must be managing a website..

A pity though.. if they had only applied a little more of the 'kiss' ethos.. the 'keep it simple stupid' one as opposed to the 'and make up' one.. after what i have seen on the Net since purchasing my own computer i thought there was 'raw' talent enough to easily carry the 'less is more' philosophy.. and would have had no hesitation in taking out a gold club membership.. (providing they accepted international money orders.)
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6/10
A Documentary with Nudity
SilentOne927 May 2022
NoAngels.com is a "documentary" following 5 models who are starting an erotic website. This film was released by Surrender video in 2000. The 5 models are Nicole Martiano, Laurel Dunne, Zoe Paul, Karen Chasen and Brandy Miller. The film follows a simple premise, Nicole goes to each of the ladies to see if they are interested in participating in the website, this is followed by Q&A of each actress. This mimicked a lot of the reality shows of the era with cameras following each actress through this process . Each of the women are attractive although i would suggest Nicole Martiano is stunning. Martiano only has 2 credits although i recall she was a Penthouse Pet. This is not wall to wall nudity/sex if that is what you are looking for. It is mostly interviews with the ladies some softcore girl/girl scenes and general nudity. Zoe Paul went on to do softcore then hardcore films as Robbin Banx. Brandy Miller did a lot of low budget films in the early 2000s, Laurel Dunne and Karen Chasen do not really have any other credits although i am sure i saw them in other things. Chasen does look like Sunny Leone. This is cool if you are looking for a "reality show" with nudity.
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