The Vibrating Maid (2000 Video) User Reviews

Poor Sex

[Michael_Elliott · 4 November 2008]

Vibrating Maid, The (2001)

* 1/2 (out of 4)

A wealthy college girl (Misty Mundae) hears vibrating and moaning coming from a closet and when she opens it up she finds the maid (Lilly Tiger) in there with a vibrator. Curious to know what it's like, the girl forces the maid to teach her. I'm going to admit up front that this film probably isn't for me as I really don't see the point in this type of softcore feature. I really don't understand the point of acting out hardcore scenes yet keeping them soft as to me it just makes the film come off very silly. Even with that said, this short film really didn't cut it for me because I simply didn't find it sexy or erotic. I know Mundae has a big cult following around here but with my second film of hers I still can't see what the appeal is. She's certainly very cute but so far neither of her movies have worked but perhaps I'm just checking out the wrong ones.

Don't Play Misty For Me

[NoDakTatum · 2/10 · 31 October 2023]

Paired on the DVD with "Lust in the Mummy's Tomb," Misty Mundae is home, pretending to read, when she hears the moans of her French maid (Lilly Tiger). We know the maid is French because she continually mutters "ooh-la-la" and "oui, oui," the only expressions taught to the actress. Misty finds the maid in a closet, using a shiny vibrator the size of a child's forearm. Misty promises the maid she will not tell but only if the maid shows her how things work...and by "things," I mean putting foreign objects perilously close to your junk while unconvincingly writhing in ecstasy.

These "films" are on the DVD together because neither is full length on their own. "Lust in the Mummy's Tomb" is about forty minutes, while "The Vibrating Maid" runs twenty-five. Lilly Tiger is about as French as her Halloween maid's outfit, her accent is hilarious. The supposed direction by William Hellfire consists of turning the video camera on and off. No screenwriter is credited, since I believe the entire story meeting and read-through consisted of "take your clothes off and dry hump this."

Just a rant on the old Seduction Cinema and After Hours Cinema's hard softcore sex videos. If you have a cast willing to do all of this sexually explicit activity on camera for all the world to see, then why not back it up with some semblance of a story or script and semi-professional production values? Film makers, challenge yourselves to actually write and shoot something watchable, instead of a bunch of scenes? Even though I found many faults with "Shortbus" and "The Brown Bunny," at least these writer/directors were trying to be provocative, not lazy. Sorry, Misty, but I need to break off this relationship. I also made the mistake of watching "Erotic Survivor" the same night decades ago, a film so bad I could not put into words the grief I felt when it was done. I need more out of my video vixens, since I am no longer sixteen years old and sneaking peeks at Cinemax. Everyone involved is better than this, and frankly, so am I.