The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)

Christmas at the Clampetts (1963)

Donna Douglas: Elly May Clampett

Quotes 

• Daisy Moses : [Elly May brings in a critter in a cage]  What kind of a varmint is that?

  Elly May Clampett : It's what Mrs. Drysdale wants most of all for Christmas, a mink.

  Jed Clampett : Elly May, Mrs. Drysdale especially wanted a full-length mink. This one fit the bill?

  Elly May Clampett : Yes sir, it's as long as they come.

  Jed Clampett : I know the answer to this, but I'm gonna ask you anyway. You didn't by any chance steal this critter, did you?

  Elly May Clampett : No sir.

  Jed Clampett : Well, I know'd you hadn't, but Mrs. Drysdale made such a point of it. She said she didn't want no mink stole.