The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)

Christmas at the Clampetts (1963)

Irene Ryan: Daisy Moses

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• Jethro Bodine : Hot diggety dog! Is this ship our'n?

  Daisy Moses : No. I think it's wood.

• Daisy Moses : This here is my special Christmas gift pack, chock full of good things to eat.

  Mrs. Margaret Drysdale : Oh, it's simply beautiful! What are these divine-looking morsels?

  Daisy Moses : Well up here we have deviled hawk eggs, pickled crow gizzards, possum sausages, candied catfish, and over here we have some larrupin'-good little teensy owl burgers.

• Daisy Moses : [Elly May brings in a critter in a cage]  What kind of a varmint is that?

  Elly May Clampett : It's what Mrs. Drysdale wants most of all for Christmas, a mink.

  Jed Clampett : Elly May, Mrs. Drysdale especially wanted a full-length mink. This one fit the bill?

  Elly May Clampett : Yes sir, it's as long as they come.

  Jed Clampett : I know the answer to this, but I'm gonna ask you anyway. You didn't by any chance steal this critter, did you?

  Elly May Clampett : No sir.

  Jed Clampett : Well, I know'd you hadn't, but Mrs. Drysdale made such a point of it. She said she didn't want no mink stole.