The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)

The Boarder Stays (1964)

Buddy Ebsen: Jed Clampett

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• Milburn Drysdale : I would like to say that I know Mr. Arthur Pinckney to be a man of good character. And I will vouch for him.

  Jane Hathaway : I, too, know Arthur Pinckney, and he is a man of unimpeachable integrity, impeccable demeanor, and irrefutable probity. Thank you.

  Jed Clampett : Well that's one fer and one against.

• Mr. Pinckney : I'd like to prepare for you a gourmet dinner.

  Daisy Moses : [whispering to Jed]  What do ya reckon a gourmet is?

  Jed Clampett : [in a low voice]  I dunno, but if he fries it good in lard, I reckon we can eat it.

• Milburn Drysdale : Your honor, Judge Clampett.

  Jed Clampett : Ah Mr. Drysdale, strictly speakin', I ain't a judge. I'm just here to see this trial is kept fair and square and to keep Granny from shootin' that rent-skippin, sign-stealin, chicken thief.

• Elly May Clampett : I hope that soup we throwed out the winda don't kill the flowers.

  Daisy Moses : How can anybody eat soup made outa turtles?

  Jed Clampett : Pitiful

  Jethro Bodine : And that thing he called Welsh Rabbit, didn't have no rabbit in it at all, just a lot of doggone melted cheese!

  Jed Clampett : Wasn't too bad after Granny dumped the grits in it.

  Daisy Moses : What was it he called that big crawdad?

  Elly May Clampett : That was Lobster Thermidor.

  Jethro Bodine : That didn't taste bad neither once we poured hot gopher gravy over it.