The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)

Viva Petrie (1965)

Joby Baker: Manuel Rodriguez

Quotes 

• Manuel Rodriguez : But you can't expect me to marry Maria. She thinks I'm a coward.

  Laura Petrie : Well, SURE you can.

  Manuel Rodriguez : No, I can't. If SHE was a coward, I wouldn't marry HER.

• Laura Petrie : Oh, Manuel, you startled me.

  Manuel Rodriguez : Oh, thank you.