Frasier (TV Series)

A Passing Fancy (2001)

Peri Gilpin: Roz Doyle

Quotes 

• Roz Doyle : Let's get something straight. If you get drunk, the evening is over. And if you fondle, massage or cup any portion of my body the evening is over. Got it?

  Kirby : Man, you're like a total prude, huh?

  Roz Doyle : Yes, I am.

• Maitre'D : Would any one of you like a drink?

  Kirby : Yes. The lady and I will have the Coca Cola.

  Roz Doyle : Yeah, make sure the lady's has a lot of Jack Daniels in it.

• Roz Doyle : My dream is to have front row seats at Bruce Springsteen. That way, when he starts doing "Dancing in the Dark", there's a chance he'll pull me up on stage with him.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : I see. And this concert is on a Friday afternoon?

  Roz Doyle : No, grandpa. The tickets go on sale Saturday and I want to be the first in line.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Oh, well, if you hadn't called me "grandpa," I would have found a polite way to no, but as it is, no.