M*A*S*H (TV Series)

Run for the Money (1982)

Phillip Brock: Pvt. Walt Palmer

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Quotes 

• Cpt. Sweeney : Hello, boys, how are you feeling? And how about you, Palmer, you nice and comfy?

  Pvt. Palmer : Y-y-y-y-yes, sir.

  Cpt. Sweeney : Oh that's good. I certainly wouldn't want it bothering you that you almost cost three men their lives.

  Pvt. Palmer : Bu-b-b-b-but I-I had no way of knowing that b-b-bedrock w-w-was unstable.

  Cpt. Sweeney : Hell, I should've known better than to give any kind of responsibility to a dummy.

  Pvt. Palmer : I'm s-s-s-s-s-sorry.

  Cpt. Sweeney : Well fat 'lotta good that d-d-d-does.

  Charles : Excuse me, Captain Sweeney, may I talk to you for just a moment please?

  Cpt. Sweeney : Sure, Major, what is it?

  Charles : This way.

  [They walk into the next room] 

  Charles : Captain Sweeney, if you say one more unkind to Private Palmer, I will personally write up a report detailing your inhumanity and I will have it placed in your 201 file where it will follow you for the rest of your career.

  Cpt. Sweeney : But, Major that idiot...

  Charles : Is that clear?