M*A*S*H (TV Series)
Soldier of the Month (1975)
Alan Alda: Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce
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Quotes
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Corporal Walter Eugene O'Reilly : Sir? Hawkeye?
Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce : Thanks for the knighthood, Radar.
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Major Franklin Marion Burns : Can I tell you a secret? Promise not to tell?
Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce : Cross our cardiograms.
Major Franklin Marion Burns : [proudly] Margaret and I are dating.
Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce : [awkwardly] Oh... huh.
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Major Franklin Marion Burns : She hit me right on the chin!
Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce : Really? How did she find it?
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Captain B.J. Hunnicut : [the officers are discussing the fever epidemic] Any news from the lab in Seoul?
Colonel Sherman T. Potter : Father Mulcahy is down there now on R&R.
Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce : Rest and resurrection.
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Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce : My friends, some men are born great. Others achieve greatness. And others are destined to work with rats. I would like to nominate someone who is eminently qualified. A man who was born for this job. A man who can look a rat in the eye and meet him on his own terms. I give you Major Frank Burns. Will anyone second this motion?
Captain B.J. Hunnicut : Hear, hear.
Major Franklin Marion Burns : Thank you, but I really can't accept. I'm already in charge of rumor control.
Captain B.J. Hunnicut : I've heard that.