M*A*S*H (TV Series)

There Is Nothing Like a Nurse (1974)

Jamie Farr: Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger

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Quotes 

• Trapper : If you were a nurse we'd be shipping you to the 44th

  Klinger : [irritated]  If I was a nurse I'd be home now, pregnant

• Radar : [Watching home movies of Frank's wedding; about the flower girl]  Is that their daughter?

  Trapper : That looks like you, Radar.

  Klinger : Naw, the little girl is taller.

  Radar : Who asked you?