M*A*S*H (TV Series)

There Is Nothing Like a Nurse (1974)

McLean Stevenson: Lt. Col. Henry Blake

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Quotes 

• Lt. Col. Henry Blake : Everyone comfortable?

  Hawkeye : Not for a year now.

• Lt. Col. Henry Blake : [not wanting to deal with Major Houlihan]  Radar, turn on the news. Maybe the war just ended and I won't have to talk to her.

• Trapper : [In Frank's wedding video, Frank is about to cut the cake]  Look, even then he didn't know how to hold a knife.

  [Laughs] 

  Hawkeye : [Laughs]  Watch the cake die of malpractice.

  Lt. Col. Henry Blake : Why do I feel sorry for Frank?

• Lt. Col. Henry Blake : [about the bride]  Do you suppose she'll take off her glasses?

• Lt. Col. Henry Blake : Get the window, Klinger.

  Trapper : Don't stand in the light.

  Hawkeye : You little heartbreaker.

• Radar : These are his wedding pictures.

  Lt. Col. Henry Blake : They must be, I don't see a casket.