The Muppet Show (TV Series)

Sandy Duncan (1976)

Jim Henson: Kermit the Frog, Rowlf, Waldorf, The Newsman, The Swedish Chef

Quotes 

• [Fozzie asked Kermit for five dollars to pay his writer, Gags Beazley] 

  Kermit the Frog : You pay him by the line?

  Fozzie Bear : No, I pay him by the laugh.

  Kermit the Frog : Oh, then he owes YOU money.

• Statler : Well, how did you like the show?

  Waldorf : Maybe I'm getting soft, but I loved it.

  [holds up a banana] 

  Waldorf : Have a banana.