The Muppet Show (TV Series)

Twiggy (1976)

Eren Ozker: Hilda, Wanda, Janice, Dancer

Quotes 

• Kermit the Frog : Uh, look Scooter, we're kind of busy right now but we'll keep our eyes open. I mean, seriously, I think you've been using your imagination too much. If there's a Phantom of the Muppet Show, I'm a monkey's uncle.

  Wanda : [screaming]  Help, there's a phantom in the dressing room!

  [faints] 

  Kermit the Frog : Anybody got a banana?

• Dancer : What's the difference between immoral and illegal?

  Sam the Eagle : Well, immoral is, uh, doing bad things. Illegal is me with a tummy ache.

  [pause] 

  Sam the Eagle : I didn't write it.