The Muppet Show (TV Series)

Rita Moreno (1976)

Dave Goelz: Zoot, Full Body Whatnot, The Guru (Brewster)

Quotes 

• Zoot : Forgive me, Charlie Parker, wherever you are.

• Brewster : Listen to me. You see, in my country we have a seldom used saying: "When the swine lubricates the automobile, you end up with a greased pig."

  Rita Moreno : That don't make sense.

  Brewster : I know. That's why it's seldom used.

  Rita Moreno : In my country we have a saying too: "Cuando uno trabaja con una cochinita majadera lo que hay que hacer es darle la amenaza de posibilidad de asesinato."

  Miss Piggy : What is that supposed to mean?

  Rita Moreno : It means one more crack out of you and you're one dead enchilada!