The Muppet Show (TV Series)

Alice Cooper (1978)

Frank Oz: Fozzie Bear, Miss Piggy, Sam the Eagle

Quotes 

• Sam the American Eagle : Mr. Cooper...

  Alice Cooper : Yes?

  [Sam loses composure for a second, then continues] 

  Sam the American Eagle : Let me come right to the point. You, sir, are a demented, sick, degenerate, barbaric, naughty, freako!

  Alice Cooper : Why, thank you!

  Sam the American Eagle : Freako's one, civilization zero.

  [Alice licks finger, marks a score] 

• Sam the American Eagle : Mr. Cooper.

  Alice Cooper : [turns abruptly to face him, wearing much goth make-up]  Yes?

  Sam the American Eagle : Oh, good grief! Let me come right to the point. You, sir, are a demented, sick, degenerate, barbaric, naughty freako!

  Alice Cooper : [smiling]  Why, thank you!

  Sam the American Eagle : Freakos: One. Civilization: Zero.