The Simpsons (TV Series)

Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass (2005)

LeBron James: LeBron James

Quotes 

• LeBron James : Omelets for dinner? This is the best day of my life!

  Lisa Simpson : Didn't you just sign a $90 million contract?

  LeBron James : That was a good day, too.

• Marge Simpson : Lisa, could you pass the salad?

  LeBron James : [taking the bowl]  And it's James with the steal!

  ["dunking" it through and hanging onto the chandelier, his weight breaks it and he crashes back to the table] 

  Marge Simpson : Who wants to help me clear the table?

  Ming Yao : [in Chinese]  I'm sorry, but I do not understand English.

  Lisa Simpson : Wait a second. I've read that you speak excellent English.

  Ming Yao : [quietly, switching languages]  Shut up, kid. I got a good thing going here.

• LeBron James : Homer, this is LeBron James. The fans love my dunks, but they hate my dancing.

  [the crowd boos as he tries to dance] 

  Homer Simpson : I think I can fit you in.

  [going over a list of clients] 

  Homer Simpson : Let's see... Lenny, can I move you from Wednesday at noon to Sunday at 6:00?

  Lenny : Homer, you know that's when I play with neighborhood dogs.

  Homer Simpson : All right, all right, I'll work it out.