The Simpsons (TV Series)

Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass (2005)

Yao Ming: Ming Yao

Quotes 

• Ming Yao : [to Homer]  Master, you are truly a fool.

• Marge Simpson : Lisa, could you pass the salad?

  LeBron James : [taking the bowl]  And it's James with the steal!

  ["dunking" it through and hanging onto the chandelier, his weight breaks it and he crashes back to the table] 

  Marge Simpson : Who wants to help me clear the table?

  Ming Yao : [in Chinese]  I'm sorry, but I do not understand English.

  Lisa Simpson : Wait a second. I've read that you speak excellent English.

  Ming Yao : [quietly, switching languages]  Shut up, kid. I got a good thing going here.