The Simpsons (TV Series)
Brother from Another Series (1997)
David Hyde Pierce: Cecil Terwilliger
Quotes
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Bart : Guess who!
Cecil Terwilliger : Maris?
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Sideshow Bob : You do know I... used to have a...
[clears throat]
Sideshow Bob : problem... with trying to kill people?
Cecil Terwilliger : Goodness, I had no idea! For you see, I have been on Mars for the last decade, in a cave, with my eyes shut and my fingers in my ears.
Sideshow Bob : Touche, Cecil.
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Cecil Terwilliger : Now make yourself at home. Perhaps a glass of Bordeaux? I have the '82 Chateau Latour and a rather indifferent Rausan-Segla.
Sideshow Bob : I've been in prison, Cecil. I'll be happy just as long as it doesn't taste like orange drink fermented under a radiator.
Cecil Terwilliger : That would be the Latour, then.
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[Cecil is about to blow up Sideshow Bob and Bart]
Cecil Terwilliger : And now to kill you. There may be a slight ringing in your ears. Fortunately, you'll be nowhere near them.
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Sideshow Bob : You wanted to be Krusty's sidekick since you were five. What about the buffoon lessons, the four years at clown college.
Cecil Terwilliger : I'll thank you not to refer to Princeton that way.
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Sideshow Bob : But you can't do this! I saved the children's lives! I'm a hero!
Cecil Terwilliger : [craftily] Tell them they'll live to regret this.
Sideshow Bob : You'll live to regret this!
Sideshow Bob : [realizing]
Sideshow Bob : Oh, thanks a lot, now *I* look crazy.
Cecil Terwilliger : [Cecil smiles smugly]
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Cecil Terwilliger : At last, I'm going to do what Bob never could: kill Bart Simpson!
Bart : By throwing me off a dam? Isn't that a little crude for a genius like you?
Cecil Terwilliger : Ooh, I suppose it is. Ehh, if anyone asks, I'll lie.
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Cecil Terwilliger : I forgot to mention, I'm planning to blow up the dam with you inside.
Sideshow Bob : Well, obviously!
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Sideshow Bob : Wait a minute. This is all because I got to be Krusty's sidekick instead of you, isn't it?
Cecil Terwilliger : Off the record, yes. But officially, I did it for the money!
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Cecil Terwilliger : Snigger all you like, Bob...
Sideshow Bob : Thank you, I believe I shall.
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Sideshow Bob : [sharing a cell with Cecil] I'm older, I get the top bunk.
Cecil Terwilliger : Oh, poppycock, I called it at the arraignment.
[Bob pushes Cecil to the ground and lies on the bunk with a pleased smile]
Cecil Terwilliger : [standing up, he brushes himself off] So, when do they bring us the menus?
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Cecil Terwilliger : I'm framing you, and doing a really excellent job, too.
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Cecil Terwilliger : There it is! The future sight of the Springfield hydro-electric dam.
Sideshow Bob : Just the thought of all that raw surging power makes me wonder why the hell I should care.
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Sideshow Bob : Oh, Cousin Merle, really!
Cecil Terwilliger : Temper, temper... You know Cousin Merle ain't been quite right lately.