Stargate: Atlantis (TV Series)
Hide and Seek (2004)
Joe Flanigan: Major John Sheppard
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Quotes
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Major John Sheppard : I think you're gonna need a bigger boat.
Dr. Rodney McKay : Size doesn't matter.
Major John Sheppard : That's a myth.
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Major John Sheppard : Listen, Teyla. Uh, don't tell McKay what I said about hockey not being a real man's sport 'cause, uh, it's a Canadian thing, a little touchy about it.
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Dr. Peter Grodin : If both codes are properly entered the Naquada generator will overload. It will take thirty seconds.
Lt. Aiden Ford : You sure it'll do enough damage?
Dr. Rodney McKay : Ever seen a 20 kiloton nuclear explosion?
Major John Sheppard : I have.
Major John Sheppard : [everyone stares, he shrugs] Not up close.
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Dr. Carson Beckett : He fainted.
Dr. Rodney McKay : Oh, there's gotta be a better word!
Major John Sheppard : Faint is the proper medical term.
Dr. Rodney McKay : I passed out from... manly hunger.
Major John Sheppard : Well, hang in there.
[He turns his radio on]
Major John Sheppard : Doctor Weir, this is Sheppard. Uh, McKay's OK. He, uh, he fainted.
Dr. Rodney McKay : Oh, yes, very sympathetic! Let's all mock the dying man! Thank you!
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Dr. Rodney McKay : Hit me.
[Grodin hits him, but a force shield stops him]
Dr. Peter Grodin : Ow, God!
Dr. Rodney McKay : You didn't have to swing so hard, and notice he didn't even hesitate.
Dr. Elizabeth Weir : I'm still trying to understand how you thought it was a good idea to test this device by having someone throw you off a balcony.
Dr. Rodney McKay : Oh, believe me, that's not the first thing we tried.
Major John Sheppard : I shot him. In the leg!
Dr. Rodney McKay : I'm invulnerable!
Dr. Elizabeth Weir : Aren't you the one who's always spouting off about how proper and careful scientific procedure must be adhered to?
Dr. Rodney McKay : [singing] Invulnerable.
Dr. Elizabeth Weir : Alright, take it off. Let's go have this meeting.
Dr. Rodney McKay : You're just jealous.
Dr. Elizabeth Weir : Oh yes, green with envy!
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Dr. Rodney McKay : [opening his eyes] What happened?
Dr. Elizabeth Weir : You did it.
Dr. Rodney McKay : I did?
Dr. Elizabeth Weir : It went through the Gate.
Major John Sheppard : You must have passed out.
Dr. Rodney McKay : Oh. Well, thanks for not saying the other thing.
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Teyla Emmagan : What is a 'Hail Mary?'
Major John Sheppard : It's a play, that you just saw.
[pause, Teyla looks confused]
Major John Sheppard : It's named after a prayer. See, there's this woman and her name is Mary; and she uh... Did I mention how much I like ferris wheels?