Superman: The Animated Series (TV Series)

Fun and Games (1996)

Joe Nipote: 'Spider' Spinelli, Thug

Quotes 

• The Toyman : Hello, boys.

  Johnny : Who's that?

  The Toyman : I'm ever so sorry to spoil your nice celebration, but I have a very important message for your boss, Mr. Mannheim. Please tell him the Toyman is calling time-out on his little games, and don't be tardy.

  'Spider' Spinelli : Grab Pinocchio before he gets out!

  [the ball Toyman dropped hits one of the thugs] 

  'Spider' Spinelli : Johnny!

  [it begins to rebound, wreaking havoc] 

  'Spider' Spinelli : Let's get out of here!

• Bruno 'Ugly' Mannheim : That creep made me into a laughingstock. How could you let him get so close?

  Thug : You wouldn't let us in the park, boss, remember?

  Thug : You was afraid we'd scare the kids.

  Bruno 'Ugly' Mannheim : He's out there, the slimy little weasel. Thinks he's gonna make me pay.

  [hearing the water bubbling] 

  Bruno 'Ugly' Mannheim : What?

  [a giant toy duck emerges] 

  Bruno 'Ugly' Mannheim : What are you waiting for? Shoot it.

  Thug : It's a big ducky.

  Bruno 'Ugly' Mannheim : Shoot it!

• Johnny : It was... it was Toyman... calling t-t-time-out. T-Tell Bruno th-the Toyman.

  Jimmy Olsen : [taking pictures of the armored car]  What a smash-up.

  Lois Lane : Odd thing. I heard it was parked at the time.

  Jimmy Olsen : Where, at a monster truck rally?

  Lois Lane : Look on the bright side, Spider. At least you look good in silver.

  'Spider' Spinelli : Ms. Lane, excuse me if I don't shake hands.

  Lois Lane : So, what's the lowdown on this Toyman character? I hear he's got it in for your boss, Bruno Mannheim.

  'Spider' Spinelli : Hey, what boss? I happen to be a independent agent.

  [being led away by a patrol officer] 

  'Spider' Spinelli : You're wasting your time, dollface. I'll see you in two to five.

  Jimmy Olsen : Where to now, Ms. Lane? The Planet?

  Lois Lane : Actually, I was thinking about a picnic in the park.