Wow. Just wow! I didn't think something could be worse than The Secret of the Hunchback or even Disney's Hunchback 2. Yes, you heard me right. These two atrocities are masterpieces in comparison with this film.
The story is about the gypsy Melody (get used to the name changes) and her magical talking instruments. Yes, this is for real. Jean-Claude (not Frollo) wants to kill her for turning him down and Quasimodo (surprised they even kept that name) does as little as he can to save her while the musical instruments do the saving.
Where do I start with it? First off, it's clearly a ripoff of the Disney classic, except done worse. Worse as in careless writing, lazy animation, unlikable characters, ear slitting songs, shoehorned morals, and a sappy ending. I know Disney does happy endings (mostly), but this is sappy in comparison to what Disney does. Disney always had a way of making well deserved endings thanks to the often careful writing. The ending in here was not at all earned. Second, the comedy is terrible. Most of it revolves around the joking bats and the talking musical instruments and none of them are funny. They are the exact equivalent of waving keys in front of a child's face and avoiding the plot. Why is it that writers don't realize that kids will get anxious for the plot to move forward? Do they seriously think they are that stupid?
And last but not least, Quasimodo's not at all hideous. I could just punch the creators of this film for saying that, really I could! Every adaptation of the Hunchback of Notre Dame, Disney included, would confirm the book's theme that Quasimodo's the ugliest creature ever: hunched over, blind in one eye, one foot shorter than the other, and deaf. In this version, the only ugly thing about him is his bangs are in front of half his face. I'm not even kidding. Literally, all they do at the end is brush back his bangs and he looks "handsome" and shoehorn the theme that looks don't matter anymore. Wow, that is so hypocritical and most likely damaging to a viewer's self esteem as well as throwing Victor Hugo's ghost into a violent rage.
If fans of the Victor Hugo novel are angry at Disney for slightly G rating the novel, I would hope that it would be forgivable in comparison to this. This had absolutely no respect for kids' intelligence and completely missed the point of both the Disney adaptation and the Victor Hugo novel.
The story is about the gypsy Melody (get used to the name changes) and her magical talking instruments. Yes, this is for real. Jean-Claude (not Frollo) wants to kill her for turning him down and Quasimodo (surprised they even kept that name) does as little as he can to save her while the musical instruments do the saving.
Where do I start with it? First off, it's clearly a ripoff of the Disney classic, except done worse. Worse as in careless writing, lazy animation, unlikable characters, ear slitting songs, shoehorned morals, and a sappy ending. I know Disney does happy endings (mostly), but this is sappy in comparison to what Disney does. Disney always had a way of making well deserved endings thanks to the often careful writing. The ending in here was not at all earned. Second, the comedy is terrible. Most of it revolves around the joking bats and the talking musical instruments and none of them are funny. They are the exact equivalent of waving keys in front of a child's face and avoiding the plot. Why is it that writers don't realize that kids will get anxious for the plot to move forward? Do they seriously think they are that stupid?
And last but not least, Quasimodo's not at all hideous. I could just punch the creators of this film for saying that, really I could! Every adaptation of the Hunchback of Notre Dame, Disney included, would confirm the book's theme that Quasimodo's the ugliest creature ever: hunched over, blind in one eye, one foot shorter than the other, and deaf. In this version, the only ugly thing about him is his bangs are in front of half his face. I'm not even kidding. Literally, all they do at the end is brush back his bangs and he looks "handsome" and shoehorn the theme that looks don't matter anymore. Wow, that is so hypocritical and most likely damaging to a viewer's self esteem as well as throwing Victor Hugo's ghost into a violent rage.
If fans of the Victor Hugo novel are angry at Disney for slightly G rating the novel, I would hope that it would be forgivable in comparison to this. This had absolutely no respect for kids' intelligence and completely missed the point of both the Disney adaptation and the Victor Hugo novel.