Batwoman (TV Series)

What Happened to Kate Kane? (2021)

Rachel Skarsten: Alice

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Quotes 

• Jacob Kane : You know where Kate is? Alice, if you know where she is, you tell me right now!

  Alice : What do I know? What do I know? I know what a watermelon looks like when it falls from a great height.

  Jacob Kane : That's your sister you're talking about.

  Alice : And now she's gone, which is probably your cue to move on with your life, maybe remarry, find a new daughter to replace her with.

  Jacob Kane : I'm not making the same mistakes I made with you. I will not stop looking until she's found. It's over, Alice...

  Alice : Kate Kane is Batwoman!

  Jacob Kane : And I'm The Joker. Arkham's waiting.

  Alice : Use your brain, commander. A lesbian superhero who could have killed me a dozen times but didn't? Hmm. I wonder who that could be.

  Jacob Kane : That's preposterous. Kate would have told me.

  Alice : You rejected her over and over to the world, to her face. You wanted her dead.

  Jacob Kane : You're wrong.

  Alice : Am I, or did you spend your last precious moments together firing a gun at her? You got your wish, Daddy. Batwoman is dead, and she died knowing that her father hated her.

• Alice : I wanted to kill her myself!

  Tommy Elliot : Not to say "I told you so" to a belligerent psychopath. You could have shot her months ago when she was out of the suit.

• Alice : An Alice with a goal is so much sweeter than an Alice unmoored.

• Alice : Good news, my dear Mouse. I have purpose once again. It was Safiyah who ruined everything, and now I'm going to ruin her. It's lucky you're dead already, my dear brother, because there's a war coming to Gotham, and now there's no Batwoman to stop it.

• Alice : I got to hand it to you, Tommy.

  Tommy Elliot : What the hell are you doing here?

  Alice : I gave you the face, but you nailed the voice, and now Gotham's most eligible bachelor's playing "find the tan lines" while I... flail... aimlessly.

  Tommy Elliot : Can't say I didn't hold up my end of the deal, hmm?

  [showing her the kryptonite shard she's after] 

  Tommy Elliot : The only thing stronger than the Batsuit, which mini Fox is in the process of retrieving, and very soon, the world will call me Batman.

  Alice : Oh. Do you want a parade? Because I'm pretty sure my sister is in the large intestine of a Great White.

  Tommy Elliot : Oh, is that what this is? Are you in mourning? You wanted her dead.

• Alice : When did I say I was going to shoot her? I said I wanted her dead. You, "Cousin Bruce", procured the kryptonite. I was going to ensure Commander Kane found it. A scene would bring them together. Batty would get caught in his crosshairs. Then, bang! As she went down, he would pull off her cowl, to discover in sinking horror that he had killed his own daughter. Alas... mechanical failure.

  Top Model : [coming down the stairs]  Hey, Bruce. There's no steam coming out of the steam shower.

  Tommy Elliot : [Alice throws a knife into her neck]  What the hell did you do that for?

  Alice : No reason at all, because reason doesn't matter.

  Tommy Elliot : She's got a friend upstairs. You want her to call the cops?

  Alice : I tried being reasonable once. I... was tethered to reason. I was calculated, precise, planned, and look where that got me. Sharing a roof with Bruce Lame.

  Tommy Elliot : On what planet do I agree to live with a woman who just told me her plan to have her father kill her twin like it was some kind of April Fool's joke?

  Alice : On my planet, because on my planet, you are still Tommy Elliot, and if I so much as breathe a word, Bruce Wayne goes from being the meat in a top model sandwich to the guy with a steak for a face!