eCupid (2011)
Gary Riotto: Carson
Quotes
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Carson : Should I start setting up?
Marshall Thomas : When?
Carson : As soon as you get in the shower and remove that rent-boy stink off you.
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Carson : So why don't you get out of my way and let me so what I do - oh, so well I might add - and save your tuchus from real embarrassment? And I am talking REAL embarrassment, not the oops-I-left-my-sexa-toy-on-the-floor sort of embarrassment you should be feeling right about... now.
Marshall Thomas : [spotting the giant dildo Dawson left behind] Wow. Okay. Um... not mine.
Carson : Of course it's not - and I'm pregnant with George Clooney's baby.