A visit from Ethel's older/prettier/better sister leads her to drug and shave Malloy to pass him off as her chid, while Connie masquerades as her husband, Connor.
After Woody turns Brickleberry into a Native American-themed summer camp, the rangers become involved in a competition for the tribal shield. Chief falls for a cute visitor but their tryst becomes the biggest mistake of his life.
Ethel and Connie compete fiercely at the Miss National Park beauty pageant, and Denzel and Steve decide to have a threesome when they learn they are dating the same woman.
The rangers discover Woody's past life as a porn star. Malloy works to resurrect his career. Steve brings Denzel up to speed on the Brickleberry ghost.
President of the United States Barack Obama visits Brickleberry and a clause hidden deep within Obamacare results in Steve and Woody being sewn together sharing a liver after Woody gets shot.