[first lines]
Mike J.: So... another one. Yay for Judge Reinhold and more sloppy family values and...
[a clip of Beethoven fighting ghosts is shown]
Mike J.: Ghosts. There's only one word I can think of to sum up the person who thought of putting ghosts in a Beethoven movie.
British Bastard: Prick.
Mike J.: Exactly. OK, so I get that the third film was kind of linked to the first two, and I can sort of look past that the fact the "Prince and the Pauper" storyline from the fourth wasn't too disjointed by linking it to the Beethoven series, but can I look past... ghosts? So let's dive right in and take a look at Beethoven's 5th.
British Bastard: Do we have to?
Mike J.: Yes, British Bastard. Yes.