NCIS (TV Series)

Devil's Trifecta (2012)

Sean Murray: Timothy McGee

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• Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell : [Referring to Diane]  It's getting late - with Lambert on the loose, she should probably sleep at your house tonight. I'll talk to you later.

  [Tries to leave quickly. Gibbs stops him] 

  Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Yeah, you're right. She shouldn't be alone. And since you married her last, I think that means your place.

  Abby Sciuto : [Watching from the side,]  This is gonna be good.

  Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell : I've got no clean sheets.

  Leroy Jethro Gibbs : My heater's broken.

  Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell : I've got toxic black mold in my kitchen.

  Timothy McGee : I'll let these two figure it out since I know the one place she's definitely *not* staying.

  [Gibbs and Fornell turn and face McGee] 

• Diane Sterling : Believe it or not, I think I just need a hug.

  Timothy McGee : I'm not hugging you.

  Diane Sterling : Why not?

  Timothy McGee : Because it's not gonna happen.

  Diane Sterling : You come over here and hug me right now, dammit!

• Anthony DiNozzo : Okay, if you don't tell me what happened between you and Diane, I'm just gonna have to believe the rumors.

  Timothy McGee : Tony, how many times do I have to tell you, nothing happened. Wait... what rumors?

  Jimmy Palmer : The kind that would make a grown man blush, McGee.

  Donald Mallard : Even our latest victim turned a slight shade of pink when he heard one, and he's dead.

  Timothy McGee : Oh please don't tell me everyone here's talking about this.

  Anthony DiNozzo : We're working an IRS fraud case. You sleeping alone is more interesting.

  Jimmy Palmer : Much less you sleeping with...

  Timothy McGee : I didn't. We didn't. Look, we found a house filled with nothing but frozen fish! That's not more interesting to you?

  Anthony DiNozzo , Jimmy Palmer , Donald Mallard : [trade a look among themselves, then]  No.

• Timothy McGee : Diane and I fell asleep on the couch, talking. That's all.

  Donald Mallard : Given Agents Gibbs and Fornell's propensity for violence, that's the story I would stick to if I were you.

• Ziva David : And we're getting a solid image from the camera in Diane's brooch, which looks much better on you than it did on me, by the way.

  Timothy McGee : Just be careful not to knock it loose.

  Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell : Oh, it's not going anywhere. You spent more than enough time attaching it to my ex-wife's bosom. Way too much time if you ask me.

• Diane Sterling : [briefing Gibbs's team]  As I told Frick and Frack already, somebody is running a major fraud operation against the I.R.S., stealing hundreds of identities, stealing thousands in fake tax returns. We've traced the identity thefts...

  Anthony DiNozzo : To the Navy bar where Gibbs and Fornell bumped into you.

  Ziva David : And you think someone there was lifting driver's license info.

  Timothy McGee : Probably Seaman Brown. As a bouncer, he would have checked every I.D. that came through the door.

  [Reluctantly impressed, Diane turns to Gibbs] 

  Diane Sterling : You must be very proud, Jethro.