NCIS (TV Series)

Devil's Trifecta (2012)

Michael Weatherly: Anthony DiNozzo

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• Anthony DiNozzo : [about Diane]  Bet she's a panther in the sack.

• Anthony DiNozzo : Okay, if you don't tell me what happened between you and Diane, I'm just gonna have to believe the rumors.

  Timothy McGee : Tony, how many times do I have to tell you, nothing happened. Wait... what rumors?

  Jimmy Palmer : The kind that would make a grown man blush, McGee.

  Donald Mallard : Even our latest victim turned a slight shade of pink when he heard one, and he's dead.

  Timothy McGee : Oh please don't tell me everyone here's talking about this.

  Anthony DiNozzo : We're working an IRS fraud case. You sleeping alone is more interesting.

  Jimmy Palmer : Much less you sleeping with...

  Timothy McGee : I didn't. We didn't. Look, we found a house filled with nothing but frozen fish! That's not more interesting to you?

  Anthony DiNozzo , Jimmy Palmer , Donald Mallard : [trade a look among themselves, then]  No.

• Ziva David : What is going on?

  Leroy Jethro Gibbs : New assignment. Special Agent... Sterling will bring you up to speed.

  Anthony DiNozzo : [laughs]  Ho-ho... what-?

  [Diane holds her badge up in front of his face, glaring] 

  Anthony DiNozzo : [deadpan]  Oh, that's-that's... very cool.

• Diane Sterling : [briefing Gibbs's team]  As I told Frick and Frack already, somebody is running a major fraud operation against the I.R.S., stealing hundreds of identities, stealing thousands in fake tax returns. We've traced the identity thefts...

  Anthony DiNozzo : To the Navy bar where Gibbs and Fornell bumped into you.

  Ziva David : And you think someone there was lifting driver's license info.

  Timothy McGee : Probably Seaman Brown. As a bouncer, he would have checked every I.D. that came through the door.

  [Reluctantly impressed, Diane turns to Gibbs] 

  Diane Sterling : You must be very proud, Jethro.

• Anthony DiNozzo : Does your husband know that you're walking around town posing as Mrs. Fornell?

  Diane Sterling : Victor is in Turks and Caicos, at a destination wedding, with my daughter.

  Anthony DiNozzo : What's the matter? You didn't get invited?

  Diane Sterling : Yes, I was invited. I just needed a little time to myself...

  [points sharply at the two-way mirror] 

  Diane Sterling : Stuff it, you two! I can hear you smirking from in here!

  [Cut to inside the observation room, where Gibbs and Fornell are indeed smirking] 

• Diane Sterling : It is a woman's prerogative to change her mind.

  Anthony DiNozzo : [holds up an evidence bag]  Is it also a woman's prerogative to carry two fake I.D.'s?

  Diane Sterling : [lip curling]  You went through my purse?

  Anthony DiNozzo : [recoils slightly]  No... McGee did.