The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Contractual Obligation Implementation (2013)

Kunal Nayyar: Raj Koothrappali

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Quotes 

• Raj Koothrappali : I don't know about Disneyland. With the crowds and the weird characters walking around, it reminds me too much of India.

• Raj Koothrappali : [Texting]  My father's a gynecologist, so if you're ever in India and you need a "check-up", my father is, as he likes to say, at your cervix.

  Lucy : [Texting]  That's terrible. Your father should be in a pun-itentiary.

  Raj Koothrappali : [Texting]  That is a fitting pun-ishment. I still don't know what you do for a living.

  Lucy : [Texting]  Web design.

  Raj Koothrappali : [Texting]  Anything I might have seen?

  Lucy : [Texting]  I don't know. You ever look at porn websites?

  Raj Koothrappali : [Texting]  No, never. What is porn?

  Lucy : Sorry, auto-correct. That was supposed to say prom websites.

  Raj Koothrappali : Ooh, fun. I love prom. The romance, the gowns, it's like a fairy tale come to life.

  [Lucy looks at Raj funny] 

  Raj Koothrappali : Sorry, auto-correct. That was supposed to say, I like sports.