The Bullwinkle Show (TV Series)

The Wizard Biz or Bullwinkle Lays an Egg/Riptide Rocky or Drips Adrift (1960)

Paul Frees: Captain Peachfuzz, King Bushwick, Sitting Bull, Hotel Manager, Additional Voices

Quotes 

• Narrator : While Bullwinkle Moose is miles away on the tiny island of New Greenpernt talking to its king, Bushwick the Thirty-Third.

  King Bushwick : The Thoity-Thoid.

  Narrator : Oh, pardon, Thoity-Thoid.

• Narrator : [about New Greenpernt]  Today, everything is different. The people are poor, they don't have two cars in every garage, they don't have two chickens in every pot.

  King Bushwick : We don't even have a pot!

• Narrator : And our friends paddle with might and main for hours, but when dawn broke over the ocean, the island was no nearer.

  Captain Peachfuzz : What do you suppose is the matter, Rocky?

  Rocket J. Squirrel : Well, for one thing, you've been paddling with the wrong end of the paddle.

• [Rocky and Captain Peachfuzz are tied up with Bullwinkle] 

  Rocket J. Squirrel : Gee, I'm scared.

  Captain Peachfuzz : Oh, I'll think of something, Rocky.

  Rocket J. Squirrel : That's what I'm scared of.

• [Rocky and Captain Peachfuzz arrive on the shores of New Greenpernt thanks to Peachfuzz's bungling] 

  Rocket J. Squirrel : Well, Captain, you lucked in again.

  Captain Peachfuzz : Embarrassing, isn't it?

• Captain Peachfuzz : You sneak around and get ready to cut Bullwinkle loose.

  Rocket J. Squirrel : Yeah?

  Captain Peachfuzz : I'll get a big club and charge right at 'em. In the confusion, you should be able to get away.

  Rocket J. Squirrel : Yeah, but how about you, Captain? They'll capture you, then.

  Captain Peachfuzz : Oh. I haven't figured that part of it. Well, let's do it anyway.

  Rocket J. Squirrel : Gee, you're brave, Captain.

  Captain Peachfuzz : Not really. I just can't think of anything else.